Performing Monkey

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August 2012

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Aug 31, 20122 notes
#Seeed #Beautiful #Berlin #music
Tips for Protesters → newyorker.com

Welcome, protester, and greetings from the Tampa Police! We’re extremely glad you’re here protesting, for reasons that have everything to do with our shared love of the Constitution and free speech and absolutely nothing to do with our eagerness to try out the new rubber bullets.

Now, we can already hear you asking, “But how can I know how to protest safely and effectively, given how undereducated and lazy I probably am?” Glad you asked! Here are some simple tips: http://nyr.kr/NCmYoj

Aug 31, 201284 notes
#satire #free speech #lol #hunour #tampa #GOP #police #democracy #protest #protestor
Aug 31, 201215 notes
#cat #goldfish #bowl #eyes #predator #tail
Aug 31, 2012176 notes
#cat #rainbow #magic #what were you eating?
Two words

dogshaming:

Aug 31, 2012609 notes
#dog #ink #dog shaming
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Aug 31, 2012
#cat #dog #cheeseburger #fight
Steps to instanly make your day better → buzzfeed.com
Aug 31, 2012
#buzzfeed #life #lol
Aug 31, 20129 notes
#cats #cat sleeping #cat nap #animals
Aug 31, 201217 notes
#vespa
Aug 31, 201255,038 notes
#dog #bad dog
Aug 30, 20125 notes
#Pussy Riot #Sochi #Winter Olympics 2014 #Russia #Putin #corruption #boycott

Week so far: 7.30am lesson cancelled at 6.45am same day; 1.00pm lesson today cancelled at 10.45pm last night; and, 9.30am lesson today cancelled at 8.30am.

Miffed? Moi?!?!?!? Well I haven’t broken my keyboard…..yet

Aug 30, 20121 note
#work #lack of work #i must smell #frustrating
Aug 30, 20122 notes
#Chewbacca #Starwars #dog
When @BarackObama goes to Reddit

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Aug 29, 2012389 notes
Aug 29, 20121 note
#Isle of Mull #Scotland #field #sky #cloud #house
Aug 29, 2012123 notes
#BMX #fail #air #jumps #that's gonna hurt!
Aug 29, 20124,879 notes
#street art #graffiti #urban art #pavement #alien

In the attempt to feel human, I woke up early for my early lesson. 6am and it was almost dark. Not the inspiring start I was looking for and an unwanted reminder that winter is around the corner. Out the shower and just about to eat breakfast and student cancels. They’ve caught a cold and can’t come to the lesson and hope I read this in time. Taking vital seconds to reprogram my brain from “WTF!!” to “awww bless” I replied. And yes I was already back in bed in one of those angry, apathetic moods you get into and then get angry for being in a mood!

Far from life threatening and life changing start to the day; but nonetheless, I’m sure a puppy died somewhere.

Aug 29, 20122 notes
#Morning #student #moods #life
Aug 28, 201291,041 notes
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